trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via orgasmic-humor)

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

(Source: 6ood, via humoristics)

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

(via stabs)

dippincountryboy:

If your dream house, is a log cabin sittin’ in the mountains, down some ol’ backroad, well baby, that’s where we’ll go.

(via semi-sweetsouthernbelle)