liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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(Source: swedishpapa, via humoristics)

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via encourage)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via orgasmic-humor)

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

(Source: 6ood, via humoristics)

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

(via stabs)